the fine art of ruckus bringing—or the lack therof

i actually don't, under most circumstances, bring much of any ruckus at all. however, i have been known, on certain exacting occasions, to bring the slightest bit of ruckus. at the point at which i bring said ruckus, j. duke usually shakes his head and mentions something about me being 10 feet tall. obviously i am not subtle or refined in my ruckus bringing; which is why i generally do not choose to partake in ruckus bringing. in closing i would like to say that though i'm not necessarily one to bring aforementioned ruckus, i do like to watch.